Rove Republicans Prepare For War

A twelve-step program

1. Deploy 101st Fighting Keyboarders
2. Cut taxes for the $300,000-and-up income bracket
3. Tell citizens to continue shopping
4. Cut taxes on capital gains
5. Begin "fixing" intelligence and facts
6. Undermine Secretary of State with humiliating U.N. presentation
7. Repeal estate tax (Estate Tax kicked in after $1.5 Million)
8. Alienate remaining international allies
9. Distribute magnetic "Support the Troops" ribbons
10. Prepare U.S.S. Lincoln for critical photo op
11. Dispatch preparatory rose-petal-cleanup detail for Baghdad, Mosul, Basra, Najaf, Fallujah, etc.

and finally, most important:

12. Blame failure on liberals

Source: http://www.michealberube.com/

I wish I could claim this for my own, but I can at least add a few......

13. Sell our debt to China and Japan
14. Underfund Veteran's Administrationtion by 1 Billion Dollars
15. Propose to decrease combat pay from $225 to $150 a month
16. Propose to decrease family separationtion pay from $250 to $100 a month
17. Ignore General Zinni's and Shinseki's opinions on troop strength
18. Obtain intelligence from Ahmed Chalabi, A man who left Iraq 50 years ago
19. Change French Fries in Congress Cafeteria to "Freedom Fries"

Continue to watch this post, it has legs.....

20. Ignore PDB August 6, 2001 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3617289.stm